1 00:00:06,458 --> 00:00:07,878 [THAD] HEAD BUTT! 2 00:00:07,917 --> 00:00:08,827 -AAH! 3 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:10,165 -YOU READY FOR THE 4 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:10,165 GAME, MORAN? 5 00:00:10,208 --> 00:00:12,038 -PLEASE DON'T HEAD 6 00:00:10,208 --> 00:00:12,038 BUTT ME AGAIN-- 7 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:13,633 -YEAH! 8 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:13,633 YEAH! 9 00:00:13,667 --> 00:00:15,077 LET'S DO THIS! 10 00:00:15,125 --> 00:00:16,535 IT'S TIME TO PLAY, BABY! 11 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,503 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 12 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,503 [SCREAMING] 13 00:00:18,542 --> 00:00:21,042 -FIRST TEAM. 14 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:22,503 -OH! 15 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:22,503 OH! 16 00:00:22,542 --> 00:00:23,962 HERE COMES THE PLAY! 17 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,880 -HUT, HUT. 18 00:00:26,917 --> 00:00:29,327 -OH, YEAH! 19 00:00:29,375 --> 00:00:30,825 OH, YEAH! 20 00:00:30,875 --> 00:00:32,285 HERE IT COMES! 21 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,173 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 22 00:00:33,208 --> 00:00:35,248 -YES! 23 00:00:33,208 --> 00:00:35,248 YES! 24 00:00:35,291 --> 00:00:36,671 HEY. 25 00:00:36,709 --> 00:00:40,539 THAT'S THE HARDEST GODDAMN 26 00:00:36,709 --> 00:00:40,539 HIT I'VE SEEN ALL SEASON. 27 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:41,423 BRING IT IN. 28 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:42,673 BRING IT IN. 29 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,669 THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO 30 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,669 SEE ON SATURDAY. 31 00:00:44,709 --> 00:00:48,079 NORTHERN TECH HAS THE HIGHEST 32 00:00:44,709 --> 00:00:48,079 SCORING OFFENSE IN THE NATION, 33 00:00:48,125 --> 00:00:50,285 AND I DON'T WANT THOSE PRICKS 34 00:00:48,125 --> 00:00:50,285 NEAR OUR END ZONE. 35 00:00:50,333 --> 00:00:51,463 -YEAH! 36 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,670 IT'S GONNA BE A HIGH-SCORING 37 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,670 GAME, BOYS. 38 00:00:52,709 --> 00:00:54,329 TWO GREAT OFFENSES GOING AT IT. 39 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:56,665 YEAH! 40 00:00:56,709 --> 00:01:01,209 -HEY. 41 00:00:56,709 --> 00:01:01,209 CALL ME WHEN OUR OFFENSE IS 42 00:00:56,709 --> 00:01:01,209 SCORING 35 POINTS PER HALF. 43 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:03,080 THEN WE'LL DRAW COMPARISONS. 44 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:04,075 ALL RIGHT. 45 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:04,075 LET'S GO. 46 00:01:04,125 --> 00:01:05,125 COME ON. 47 00:01:04,125 --> 00:01:05,125 LET'S GO. 48 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,126 -YEAH! 49 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,126 YEAH! 50 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:07,246 YOU HEAR THAT, DEFENSE? 51 00:01:07,291 --> 00:01:08,921 IT'S UP TO US ON SATURDAY! 52 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:10,209 YEAH! 53 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:16,126 -IT DOESN'T HURT AS MUCH WHEN 54 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:16,126 YOU'RE WEARING A HELMET. 55 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:16,956 -WHATEVER. 56 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,420 IT DOESN'T EVEN HURT. 57 00:01:21,125 --> 00:01:23,245 [ REV THEORY'S "HELL YEAH" 58 00:01:21,125 --> 00:01:23,245 PLAYS ] 59 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:24,501 CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 60 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:29,172 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. 61 00:01:29,208 --> 00:01:31,328 THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 62 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:33,750 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 63 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:35,083 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 64 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:35,995 ♪ HELL, YEAH ♪ 65 00:01:36,041 --> 00:01:37,961 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 66 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,420 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 67 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:41,668 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 68 00:01:41,709 --> 00:01:43,169 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 69 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:44,708 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 70 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:47,415 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 71 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:49,748 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 72 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:58,083 -HEY, BUDDY. 73 00:01:58,125 --> 00:01:59,125 OH-HO! 74 00:01:59,166 --> 00:02:00,706 -OH, DON'T COME IN, ALEX! 75 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:01,830 DAMN IT! 76 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,083 WHAT DOES THE SIGN SAY? 77 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:09,995 -JERKING OFF. 78 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:09,995 -WHICH MEANS I'M JERKING OFF. 79 00:02:10,041 --> 00:02:14,081 IF I WAS NOT JERKING OFF, IT 80 00:02:10,041 --> 00:02:14,081 WOULD SAY NOT JERKING OFF. 81 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:17,535 BUT I WAS JERKING OFF, SO 82 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:17,535 IT SAYS JERKING OFF. 83 00:02:17,583 --> 00:02:18,463 I WAS-- 84 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:19,960 -I'M SORRY. 85 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,380 I WON'T WALK IN ON YOU JERKING 86 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,380 OFF HOPEFULLY EVER AGAIN. 87 00:02:22,417 --> 00:02:25,577 -UP TOP. 88 00:02:25,625 --> 00:02:27,455 TOO SLOW. 89 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,080 -EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 90 00:02:29,125 --> 00:02:30,955 -NEVER FELT BETTER. 91 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:34,625 MASCOT, KEG NEEDS 92 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:34,625 TO BE CHANGED! 93 00:02:34,667 --> 00:02:36,877 -LOOK, COULD YOU JUST STOP 94 00:02:34,667 --> 00:02:36,877 JERKING OFF FOR ABOUT AN HOUR 95 00:02:36,917 --> 00:02:38,327 AND COME DOWN TO THE 96 00:02:36,917 --> 00:02:38,327 PARTY, PLEASE? 97 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:40,075 -FOR ONE HOUR! 98 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:40,075 -FINE. 99 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:42,205 -AND THEN I'M COMING RIGHT BACK 100 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:42,205 UP HERE, AND I'M JERKING OFF 101 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:42,205 AGAIN. 102 00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:43,875 -ALL RIGHT. 103 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:50,708 -UP TOP. 104 00:02:52,917 --> 00:02:55,287 TOO SLOW. 105 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:56,333 -POUR ME ANOTHER ONE. 106 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:57,625 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 107 00:02:57,667 --> 00:03:00,127 -UP TOP. 108 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:01,956 TOO SLOW. 109 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,380 UP TOP. 110 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,457 -YEAH, YOU'VE BEEN DOING THE "UP 111 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,457 TOP, TOO SLOW" THING FOR 112 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:06,420 THE PAST HOUR. 113 00:03:06,458 --> 00:03:08,628 -I HAVE? 114 00:03:06,458 --> 00:03:08,628 -YEAH! 115 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:09,917 -OH, SHIT. 116 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:13,331 MORAN, I'M ABOUT TO 117 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:13,331 TELL YOU SOMETHING 118 00:03:13,375 --> 00:03:14,955 YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE. 119 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,210 -OK. 120 00:03:18,709 --> 00:03:22,079 -I HAVE A C-WORD. 121 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:23,245 -WHAT, A CONCUSSION? 122 00:03:23,291 --> 00:03:25,331 -NEVER SAY THAT WORD. 123 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:26,245 -CONCUSSION? 124 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:27,791 OK. 125 00:03:27,834 --> 00:03:28,884 -CALL IT A C-WORD. 126 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:29,827 -MM-HMM. 127 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:32,575 -AND YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE. 128 00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:34,415 COUPLE YEARS AGO, I GOT ONE, 129 00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:34,415 AND THE GUYS MESSED 130 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:35,708 WITH ME REAL BAD. 131 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:38,170 -I WON'T TELL ANYONE 132 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:38,170 ABOUT YOUR C-WORD. 133 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:41,248 I WANT YOU TO PLAY ON SATURDAY 134 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:41,248 AS MUCH AS YOU DO. 135 00:03:41,291 --> 00:03:42,961 -COOL BEANS! 136 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,630 IF YOU SEE ME DOING ANYTHING 137 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,630 STUPID, JUST LET ME KNOW. 138 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:52,995 -I WISH I WAS JERKING OFF. 139 00:03:53,041 --> 00:03:54,541 I HATE CHANGING KEGS 140 00:03:53,041 --> 00:03:54,541 IN THE BASEMENT. 141 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:55,833 UGH! 142 00:04:00,542 --> 00:04:02,752 OOH! 143 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:03,632 NICE. 144 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:05,827 GREASE THE COCONUTS. 145 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:07,875 DON'T MIND IF I DO. 146 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:10,918 [GROANS] 147 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,419 GO. 148 00:04:12,458 --> 00:04:13,418 OOH, OK. 149 00:04:13,458 --> 00:04:14,828 THAT LOOKS NICE. 150 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:16,495 OOH! 151 00:04:16,542 --> 00:04:17,332 HERE IT IS. 152 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:18,625 OH, YEAH. 153 00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:26,828 [GRUNTING] 154 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,205 AAH! 155 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:29,210 OH! 156 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:31,000 [PANTING] 157 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:33,421 SHIT. 158 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:37,418 [GRUNTING] 159 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:39,128 STUPID NIPPLE! 160 00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:42,576 OH, COME ON, SIGNAL. 161 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:44,075 [PANTING] 162 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:46,575 SHIT. 163 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:49,035 HELP ME! 164 00:04:49,083 --> 00:04:50,333 HELP! 165 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:58,382 -[GRUNTING] 166 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,580 -HEY, MAN. 167 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:08,455 WHY ARE YOU PUTTING 168 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:08,455 ON MY JERSEY? 169 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,790 -UH-OH! 170 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,790 [LAUGHS] 171 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:12,134 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A LITTLE 172 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:12,134 JOKESTER ON OUR 173 00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:13,916 HANDS TODAY, YOU KNOW? 174 00:05:13,959 --> 00:05:15,129 HERE. 175 00:05:13,959 --> 00:05:15,129 COME ON. 176 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:16,416 [LAUGHS] 177 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:17,828 YEAH, HI. 178 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:19,165 -YOU SUCK AT THIS, MORAN. 179 00:05:19,208 --> 00:05:21,128 I MIGHT AS WELL BE LOOKING 180 00:05:19,208 --> 00:05:21,128 OUT FOR MYSELF. 181 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:24,126 -MM-HMM. 182 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:24,126 WHAT'S THAT? 183 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:26,706 -WHENEVER I GET A C-WORD, I 184 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:26,706 WRITE STUFF ON MY ARM TO 185 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:26,706 HELP ME REMEMBER. 186 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:29,330 -HOW ABOUT WE WRITE 187 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:29,330 YOUR NUMBER ON THERE, 188 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:29,330 HUH? 189 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,212 -THAT'S MY FAVORITE NUMBER! 190 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,212 -I KNOW. 191 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,500 -HOW DO YOU-- 192 00:05:38,834 --> 00:05:40,834 -WE GOT A PROBLEM. 193 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:42,875 -OK, WHAT'S GOING 194 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:42,875 ON WITH YOU TWO? 195 00:05:42,917 --> 00:05:45,537 -IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME 196 00:05:42,917 --> 00:05:45,537 HAVING A C-WORD, I SWEAR I'M 197 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:46,503 GOING TO MURDER YOU. 198 00:05:46,542 --> 00:05:47,422 -DID YOU SAY C-WORD? 199 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:48,458 -YEP. 200 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:48,458 -NO. 201 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:55,248 -THAD MIGHT HAVE LIKE A LITTLE, 202 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:55,248 TINY CONCUSSION. 203 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:57,581 -DON'T EVER SAY THAT 204 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:57,581 WORD IN MY OFFICE. 205 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:58,875 -CONCUSSION? 206 00:05:58,917 --> 00:05:59,997 -DAMN. 207 00:06:00,041 --> 00:06:01,291 THIS WEEK OF ALL WEEKS. 208 00:06:04,208 --> 00:06:06,128 JON JON, CALL THE DOCTOR. 209 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:09,456 WE HAVE TO GET THAD 210 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:09,456 AN EVALUATION. 211 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,790 -[PANTING] 212 00:06:11,834 --> 00:06:13,834 WHY THE HECK ISN'T ANYBODY 213 00:06:11,834 --> 00:06:13,834 LOOKING FOR ME? 214 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:19,205 I'VE BEEN DOWN HERE 215 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:19,205 FOR 12 HOURS. 216 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:20,500 OH, MY GOD. 217 00:06:25,834 --> 00:06:28,884 I FORGOT TO PUT THE SIGN BACK. 218 00:06:28,917 --> 00:06:30,167 NO! 219 00:06:33,834 --> 00:06:35,634 -OK, THAD. 220 00:06:35,667 --> 00:06:38,127 WE GAVE YOU A MEMORY TEST YOUR 221 00:06:35,667 --> 00:06:38,127 FRESHMAN YEAR TO DETERMINE A 222 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:40,166 BASELINE SCORE FOR YOU. 223 00:06:40,208 --> 00:06:42,078 YOU SCORED A TWO OUT 224 00:06:40,208 --> 00:06:42,078 OF A POSSIBLE 30. 225 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:43,665 -[LAUGHS] 226 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:46,539 -NOW I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE 227 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:46,539 SAME TEST. IF YOU SCORE LOWER 228 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:49,753 THAN A TWO, WHICH IS ALMOST 229 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:49,753 IMPOSSIBLE, I WON'T BE ABLE TO 230 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:51,962 CLEAR YOU FOR SATURDAY'S GAME. 231 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,380 OK. 232 00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:56,747 BEGIN NOW. 233 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,542 -HE SCORED A ONE? 234 00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:00,713 ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? 235 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:02,290 -I CAN'T CLEAR THAD TO PLAY. 236 00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:04,083 -NO. 237 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:05,665 NO, PLEASE. 238 00:07:05,709 --> 00:07:08,209 I ALREADY MISSED ONE GAME THIS 239 00:07:05,709 --> 00:07:08,209 SEASON, AND THE TEAM CAN'T WIN 240 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,460 WITHOUT ME. 241 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,000 PLEASE. 242 00:07:11,041 --> 00:07:15,211 -BUT IF YOU WANT, COACH, WHAT I 243 00:07:11,041 --> 00:07:15,211 CAN DO IS PRETEND THIS TEST 244 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:16,710 NEVER HAPPENED. 245 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,080 YOU PAY MY SALARY. 246 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:19,995 I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU THINK 247 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:19,995 IS BEST FOR THE TEAM. 248 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:21,751 -HOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW 249 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:21,751 ABOUT THIS? 250 00:07:21,792 --> 00:07:24,172 -AS FAR AS I KNOW, JUST US. 251 00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:25,668 -YOU HAVE TO LET ME PLAY. 252 00:07:25,709 --> 00:07:27,379 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING 253 00:07:25,709 --> 00:07:27,379 TO GET ANY DUMBERER. 254 00:07:27,417 --> 00:07:30,627 -OH, HE'S GOT A POINT. 255 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:31,997 -OK. 256 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:36,581 WHAT HAPPENED HERE TODAY DIDN'T 257 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:36,581 HAPPEN HERE T-TODAY. 258 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:40,245 NO ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS, NO 259 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:40,245 COACHES, NO PLAYERS, NOBODY. 260 00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:41,961 -OH, MY GOD. 261 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,960 THANK YOU SO MUCH, DR. BROOKS. 262 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,580 THANK YOU, COACH. 263 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:46,825 -OK. 264 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:49,205 NOW, THAD, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT 265 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:49,205 THAT YOU FOLLOW 266 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,540 THESE THREE RULES DURING 267 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,540 PRACTICE THIS WEEK. 268 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:52,383 -OK. 269 00:07:52,417 --> 00:07:53,327 -NO RUNNING. 270 00:07:53,375 --> 00:07:54,375 -OK. 271 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:56,327 -NO LIFTING. 272 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:57,705 AND NO HITTING. 273 00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:59,580 -WHY? 274 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:01,665 -BECAUSE YOU HAVE 275 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:01,665 A CONCUSSION. 276 00:08:01,709 --> 00:08:03,249 -I DO? 277 00:08:03,291 --> 00:08:04,541 OH, MY GOD. 278 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,083 DOC, PLEASE DON'T TELL COACH. 279 00:08:06,125 --> 00:08:09,575 -THAD, I ALREADY KNOW. 280 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:11,575 -OH, SHIT. 281 00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:22,174 WHERE AM I? 282 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:24,328 A POSTER OF ME. 283 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:26,165 I MUST BE IN MY ROOM. 284 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:45,213 -AND THAT'S THE REASON I CAN'T 285 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:45,213 GET THE SMELL OF CATNIP OFF OF 286 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:46,500 MY ANAL BEADS. 287 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:56,043 -OK, BYE. 288 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:57,713 -I'M GETTING A WHIFF 289 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:57,713 OF SOMETHING. 290 00:08:57,750 --> 00:09:00,040 WHAT'S UP WITH THAD? 291 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:00,883 -ALL RIGHT. 292 00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:02,127 I'LL JUST GO ASK HIM MYSELF. 293 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,706 -UH, OK, HARMON, FINE. 294 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:04,920 OK. 295 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:08,539 THAD MIGHT HAVE, LIKE, 296 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:08,539 A SMALL CONCUSSION. 297 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:10,753 -I KNEW IT. 298 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:10,753 YOU'RE USING HIM TO 299 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:10,753 GET YOU PANCAKES. 300 00:09:10,792 --> 00:09:12,002 -I'M NOT USING HIM. 301 00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:13,331 I'M HELPING HIM. 302 00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:13,331 ALL RIGHT? 303 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:14,875 THE PANCAKES ARE 304 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:14,875 JUST A REWARD. 305 00:09:14,917 --> 00:09:15,747 -HE'D DO THE SAME TO US. 306 00:09:15,792 --> 00:09:18,172 -THIS HAS TO STAY BETWEEN US. 307 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:20,498 I PROMISED THE COACH THAT I 308 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:20,498 WASN'T GOING TO TELL ANYBODY. 309 00:09:20,542 --> 00:09:21,382 -OF COURSE. 310 00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:22,917 YOU CAN TRUST ME. 311 00:09:22,959 --> 00:09:23,789 -OK. 312 00:09:24,709 --> 00:09:26,999 -[SNIFFING] 313 00:09:27,041 --> 00:09:27,961 MMM. 314 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,250 PANCAKES. 315 00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:34,575 [GRUNTING SOFTLY] 316 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:39,035 [GULPING] 317 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:39,923 OH! 318 00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:42,035 OH! 319 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,543 [PANTING] 320 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,633 AAH! 321 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,327 GOD DAMN IT! 322 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:47,625 OK. 323 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:47,625 OK. 324 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:52,705 SAMMY CACCIATORE, 325 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:52,705 DAY TWO OF BEING 326 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:54,000 TRAPPED UNDER THESE WEIGHTS. 327 00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:00,126 I JUST GOT DONE DRINKING MY OWN 328 00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:00,126 URINE IN ORDER TO PRESERVE 329 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:04,786 THE ONLY LIQUIDS THAT I HAVE 330 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:04,786 LEFT, A NICE COLD BEER. 331 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:07,134 -NO POSTERS OF ME. 332 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:09,326 THIS IS NOT MY ROOM. 333 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:10,825 [SAMMY] HELLO? 334 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:11,745 HELLO? 335 00:10:11,792 --> 00:10:12,712 -MASCOT? 336 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:13,960 -OH, THAD! 337 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,420 THAD, THANK GOD. 338 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,420 PLEASE, QUICK. 339 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:16,878 TAKE THESE WEIGHTS OFF ME. 340 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,167 OH, GOD. 341 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,167 THANK YOU. 342 00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:20,498 THANK YOU. 343 00:10:20,542 --> 00:10:22,422 -I CAN'T LIFT THINGS. 344 00:10:20,542 --> 00:10:22,422 -WHAT? 345 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:24,168 -DON'T WORRY, THOUGH. 346 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:24,168 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH HELP. 347 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:25,828 -WHAT? 348 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:25,828 OK. 349 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:26,745 YES! 350 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:30,792 [PANTING] 351 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:37,578 OH, WHAT THE HELL? 352 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:39,205 I CAN GET ONE MORE IN BEFORE 353 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:39,205 THEY COME, HUH? 354 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,670 OH, YEAH. 355 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,039 -GUYS! 356 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,039 GUYS! 357 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:45,083 -WHOA! 358 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:45,083 HEY, WHAT'S UP? 359 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,920 -I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF, UH, 360 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:53,631 YOU GUYS WANTED SOME MORE 361 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:53,631 CHOCOLATE-CHIP PANCAKES. 362 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:54,537 -[LAUGHS] 363 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:54,537 NO. 364 00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:56,423 -I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. 365 00:10:57,542 --> 00:10:58,792 -GOOD. 366 00:10:58,834 --> 00:11:01,044 -GOOD, THAT'S THE T FORMATION. 367 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,043 -T FORMATION? 368 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,043 -MM-HMM. 369 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:03,293 -T FORMATION? 370 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:03,293 -MM-HMM. 371 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,673 -[COACH] 372 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,673 ALRIGHT, BRING IT IN. 373 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,673 BRING IT IN. 374 00:11:04,709 --> 00:11:07,209 TODAY WE'RE GOING TO RUN 375 00:11:04,709 --> 00:11:07,209 PRACTICE AT HALF SPEED. 376 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,960 -HALF SPEED? 377 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,750 COACH, COME ON. 378 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,750 HOW DO YOU EXPECT MY OFFENSE 379 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,750 TO BE READY FOR SATURDAY 380 00:11:10,792 --> 00:11:12,042 RUNNING HALF SPEED, REALLY? 381 00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:13,423 -YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 382 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:14,418 LET'S GO, BOYS. 383 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:17,378 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 384 00:11:17,417 --> 00:11:18,377 -HEY. 385 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:19,827 HEY, THAD. 386 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,785 YOU GOT THAT 50 BUCKS 387 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,785 YOU OWE ME? 388 00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:22,884 -WHAT 50 BUCKS? 389 00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:24,377 -YOU DON'T REMEMBER? 390 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,037 IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU? 391 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:28,133 -OF COURSE I REMEMBER, 392 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:28,133 YOU STUPID IDIOT. 393 00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:32,076 -THANKS, BUD. 394 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,125 -HEY, DID HARMON TELL YOU? 395 00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:35,536 -YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T 396 00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:35,536 TELL ANYONE. 397 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:36,463 -THANKS, DONNIE. 398 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:37,460 -EXCEPT LARRY. 399 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:37,460 -WHAT? 400 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,630 [COACH] 401 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,630 COME ON. 402 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,630 LET'S GO. 403 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:39,707 [WHITSLE BLOWS] 404 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:39,707 -SHIT, DONNIE. 405 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,460 - WHERE AM I ? 406 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,540 - [TEAMMATE] 407 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,540 BLUE 16. BLUE 16. 408 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:45,043 - I'M WEARING A FOOTBALL 409 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:45,043 UNIFORM. 410 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,333 -I MUST BE PLAYING FOOTBALL. 411 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:57,710 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 412 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,000 -GOOD PLAY, CASTLE. 413 00:11:59,041 --> 00:11:59,961 GOOD PLAY. 414 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,500 -WHAT THE HELL WAS 415 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,500 THAT, MORAN? 416 00:12:01,542 --> 00:12:02,712 -I GUESS I TELEGRAPHED IT. 417 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,960 I-- 418 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,630 -VERY NICE. 419 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:07,577 HEY, LARRY. 420 00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:08,575 -HMM? 421 00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:10,125 -LARRY. 422 00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:10,125 GOOD WORK OUT THERE, MAN. 423 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:11,996 -OH. 424 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:11,996 -NICE HUSTLE. 425 00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:15,751 SO, I'M GUESSING YOU HEARD THE 426 00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:15,751 NEWS ABOUT CASTLE, HUH? 427 00:12:15,792 --> 00:12:16,792 -WHAT NEWS? 428 00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:18,214 -YOU HAVEN'T HEARD? 429 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,960 UH, JUST FORGET ABOUT 430 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,960 IT, YOU KNOW? 431 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,790 I GUESS HE ONLY TOLD HIS 432 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,790 CLOSE FRIENDS, SO-- 433 00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:22,754 -I'M-- 434 00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:24,752 I'M ACTUALLY HIS BEST FRIEND. 435 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:27,172 AND, UH, IF YOU'RE TALKING 436 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:27,172 ABOUT THE CONCUSSION, I 437 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:28,378 ALREADY KNOW ABOUT IT. 438 00:12:28,417 --> 00:12:29,957 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 439 00:12:28,417 --> 00:12:29,957 HE'S HAD THEM BEFORE. 440 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,210 PRETTY FUNNY, ACTUALLY. 441 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,040 IT'S KIND OF A TRADITION 442 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,040 A MESS WITH HIM, SO-- 443 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:37,785 I'M ACTUALLY NOT SUPPOSED 444 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:37,785 TO TELL ANYONE. 445 00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:39,084 -OH, SCOUT'S HONOR, MAN. 446 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,165 -THANKS. 447 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:42,458 -YEAH. 448 00:13:05,542 --> 00:13:06,792 GOTCHA. 449 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,879 [DOOR OPENS] 450 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:18,877 -HELLO? 451 00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:19,877 HELLO? 452 00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:22,127 -THIS IS NOT MY ROOM. 453 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,076 [SAMMY] HELLO ? 454 00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:25,785 I'M DOWN HERE! 455 00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:26,924 THAD? 456 00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:28,789 I'VE BEEN DOWN HERE 457 00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:28,789 FOR TWO DAYS, MAN! 458 00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,334 WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? 459 00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:31,875 - WOULDN'T HE LIKE TO KNOW ? 460 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,457 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW? 461 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,380 -QUICK! 462 00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:35,957 LIFT THESE WEIGHTS OFF OF ME. 463 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,960 OH, THANK YOU. 464 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,880 THANK YOU. 465 00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:41,167 -I'M GOING TO GO 466 00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:41,167 GET SOME HELP. 467 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:42,128 -WHAT? 468 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,036 NO, WAIT! 469 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,173 COME BACK HERE! 470 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,878 WHY THE HELL ARE YOU 471 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,878 DOING THIS TO ME? 472 00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:47,327 -GUYS! 473 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:48,825 GUYS! 474 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:51,245 GUYS! 475 00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:52,541 GUYS! 476 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:56,580 COACH? 477 00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:57,915 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 478 00:13:57,959 --> 00:13:59,329 -I KNOW ABOUT THE C-WORD. 479 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,205 -OH, PLEASE, COACH. 480 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,170 YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE. 481 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,128 I HAVE TO PLAY TOMORROW. 482 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,576 -RELAX, BUDDY. 483 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,576 COME ON. 484 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,576 HAVE A SEAT. 485 00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:11,827 THAD, YOU'RE GOING 486 00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:11,827 TO PLAY TOMORROW. 487 00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,375 -OH, GOD. 488 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,287 -AND THEN AFTER THE GAME, I'M 489 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,287 GOING TO GO TO THE ATHLETIC 490 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:20,463 BOARD WITH PROOF THAT YOUR HEAD 491 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:20,463 COACH ALLOWED A CONCUSSED 492 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:23,380 PLAYER TO TAKE THE FIELD 493 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:23,380 DURING A GAME. 494 00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:25,787 AND THAT WILL BE THE END OF 495 00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:25,787 COACH DANIELS' CAREER AT BMS 496 00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:28,464 AND THE GENESIS OF MINE. 497 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,630 -YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 498 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:30,957 -OH, I'M GOING TO DO IT. 499 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,790 AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY 500 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,790 I CAN TELL YOU THAT 501 00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:34,294 I'M GOING TO DO IT? 502 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,963 BECAUSE THE SECOND I WALK OUT 503 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,963 THAT DOOR, YOU'RE GOING TO 504 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,790 FORGET THAT I WAS EVEN HERE. 505 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,254 HEY, GOOD LUCK. 506 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:47,383 - AH . 507 00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:48,247 CONCENTRATE. 508 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,081 FOCUS. 509 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:49,995 FIND A MARKER. 510 00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:50,961 FIND A MARKER. 511 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,250 FIND SOMETHING TO WRITE WITH. 512 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,420 SHIT. 513 00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:57,918 WAIT. 514 00:14:57,959 --> 00:14:58,999 WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR ? 515 00:14:57,959 --> 00:14:58,999 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 516 00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:00,381 -HEY. 517 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:01,327 HOW'S IT GOING? 518 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,915 -PRETTY GOOD, COACH. 519 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,915 -GOOD. 520 00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:05,039 LISTEN, I JUST STOPPED BY TO 521 00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:05,039 SAY YOU GIVE THEM HELL 522 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:06,463 TOMORROW, OK? 523 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,830 -OH. 524 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,415 THANKS. 525 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,328 -OH, HEY, NOT FOR NOTHING, BUT 526 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,328 I NOTICED THE GUYS GIVING YOU 527 00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:15,165 A HARD TIME OUT ON THE FIELD 528 00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:15,165 TODAY, PLAYING PRANKS. 529 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,498 -PRANKS? 530 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,752 -LIKE WHY WOULD YOU BE MAKING 531 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,752 ALEX MORAN PANCAKES? 532 00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:21,252 I MEAN-- AND WHAT'S THIS ONE? 533 00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:22,171 WHAT DO WE GOT? 534 00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:23,578 YEAH. 535 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,495 YOU NEED TO THINK TWICE ABOUT 536 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,495 WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE. 537 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,668 - MORAN'S MESSING WITH ME. 538 00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:38,962 WHAT ? 539 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:41,421 HOW COULD I HAVE 540 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:41,421 BEEN SO STUPID? 541 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,380 -SORRY. 542 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:09,707 [CHUCKLES] 543 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,460 HEY, SAMMY, WE GOT A GAME 544 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,460 IN LIKE THREE HOURS. 545 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,580 YOU GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM. 546 00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:23,745 -WHERE AM I? 547 00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:25,832 POSTER OF ME. 548 00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,125 MUST BE IN MY ROOM. 549 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,625 -[GRUNTING] 550 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:36,667 NIPPLE. 551 00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:42,539 [PANTING] 552 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,083 CONGRATULATIONS, SAMMY. 553 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,825 YOU DID IT AGAIN. 554 00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:46,825 OH, HEY, ALEX. 555 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,285 HOW DID YOUR BEST FRIEND 556 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,285 SAMMY DIE? 557 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:51,383 UH, HE WAS A SELFISH, LONELY 558 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:51,383 GUY WHO LIKED TO JERK OFF 559 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,497 EVERY MINUTE OF HIS 560 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,497 HORNY LIFE! 561 00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:55,292 WHY AM I EVEN DOING THIS? 562 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,583 I DON'T EVEN KNOW 563 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,583 WHY I DO THIS. 564 00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:05,959 OH. 565 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:08,708 OOH. 566 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,000 THAT'S SHARP. 567 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:16,957 OH. 568 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,500 OOH. 569 00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:20,792 WHAT'S ONE NIPPLE, RIGHT? 570 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,455 AAH! 571 00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:35,039 [SCREAMING] 572 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,423 -SO HERE'S THE T FORMATION. 573 00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:37,828 REMEMBER THAT AND EVERYTHING? 574 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,665 AND THE GUYS DROP INTO WISHBONE 575 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,665 WHEN THE GUYS DROP BACK. 576 00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:41,959 -WHY IS HE SHOWING 577 00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:41,959 ME THESE PHOTOS? 578 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,080 -WAIT. 579 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,705 WHY WAS COACH GILDAY 580 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,705 AT THE GOAT HOUSE? 581 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,830 -NOT SURE AND NOT TELLING. 582 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,415 SAY THAT OUT LOUD TO HIM. 583 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,788 NOT SURE AND NOT TELLING. 584 00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:53,174 -THAD, YOU READY FOR THE 585 00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:53,174 BIG GAME TODAY, HUH? 586 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:53,998 -YES, SIR. 587 00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:56,041 YEAH, WHAT A DAY, HUH? 588 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:59,173 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 589 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:02,038 -THAD, YOU SAID YOU'D TRY MY 590 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:02,038 APPLE CIDER BEFORE THE GAME. 591 00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,293 -STOP! 592 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,253 THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND. 593 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,501 -HE'D DO IT TO US. 594 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,922 -HE PROBABLY WOULD, ALL RIGHT? 595 00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:08,709 BUT IF WE BASED ALL OUR ACTIONS 596 00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:08,709 ON WHAT WOULD THAD DO, 597 00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,040 THE WORLD WOULD BE 598 00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,040 A TERRIBLE PLACE. 599 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,713 -DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, LARRY. 600 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,420 I WOULD LOVE TO TRY 601 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,420 YOUR APPLE CIDER. 602 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,748 [LAUGHTER] 603 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,002 -THAD, I GOT A BAD FEELING. 604 00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:22,541 I GOT TO TELL COACH YOU 605 00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:22,541 CAN'T PLAY TODAY. 606 00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,003 -YOU PROMISED YOU'D HELP ME! 607 00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,712 [LAUGHTER] 608 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:32,710 -[GRUNTING] 609 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:36,670 IT'S SO GOOD. 610 00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:37,629 YES! 611 00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:37,629 YES! 612 00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:39,627 YES! 613 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:44,577 [PANTING] 614 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,075 OH, OH, PLEASE BE 615 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,075 BEER IN HERE. 616 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:50,035 PLEASE BE BEER IN HERE. 617 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,003 IT'S NOT PEE! 618 00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:55,001 IT'S NOT PEE! 619 00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:57,581 -COACH, GILDAY KNOWS ABOUT 620 00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:57,581 THAD'S C-WORD. 621 00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,075 -LIAR! 622 00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:00,535 -I TOLD A COUPLE OF GUYS ABOUT 623 00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:00,535 THAD'S CONDITION, AND THEY 624 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:01,793 STARTED MESSING WITH HIM. 625 00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,084 YOU KNOW, GILDAY MUST 626 00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,084 HAVE FOUND OUT. 627 00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,705 -I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST YOU. 628 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:05,880 THAT'S WHY I WROTE 629 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:05,880 IT ON MY ARM. 630 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:08,077 -OH, YEAH. 631 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:08,077 -OH, YEAH, YOU LITTLE TRAITOR! 632 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,825 -HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 633 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,825 BOTH OF YOU, RELAX. 634 00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:13,455 EVEN IF GILDAY KNOWS, THERE'S 635 00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:13,455 NOTHING HE CAN DO ABOUT IT, 636 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,000 BECAUSE I HAVE ALL 637 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,000 MY BASES COVERED. 638 00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:18,881 THE EVALUATION, IT NEVER 639 00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:18,881 EVEN TOOK PLACE. 640 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:21,667 BESIDES, LOOK AT THAD. 641 00:19:21,709 --> 00:19:22,499 HE LOOKS GREAT. 642 00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:23,752 -THANKS, COACH. 643 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:27,582 -HEY, HOW MANY THREE FINGERS 644 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:27,582 AM I HOLDING UP? 645 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,535 -THREE? 646 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,713 -BINGO! 647 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,210 JUST CONCENTRATE ON 648 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,210 THE GAME, OK? 649 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:38,420 -WHAT'S HAPPENING? 650 00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:39,328 OK. 651 00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:41,745 I'M IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 652 00:19:41,792 --> 00:19:44,422 I SEE FOOTBALL PLAYERS. 653 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:46,168 MUST BE GAME TIME. 654 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:53,080 -SMILE, MORAN. 655 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:53,080 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 656 00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:00,377 -ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 657 00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:01,287 LET'S GO GET THEM. 658 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,633 [PLAYERS CHEERING] 659 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:05,917 -GUYS! 660 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,080 - DUDE! 661 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,080 - WHAT THE-- 662 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,125 -I WAS DOWN THERE 663 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,125 FOR THREE DAYS. 664 00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:15,327 -THAD. 665 00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:18,245 THAD, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 666 00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,501 -DID WE WIN? 667 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,670 -MY HANDS ARE TIED 668 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,670 HERE, COACH. 669 00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:26,539 I CAN'T CLEAR HIM TO PLAY. 670 00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:27,963 -OH, SHIT! 671 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,130 -NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 672 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,130 THAD HAS GOT TO PLAY. 673 00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:31,036 HE'S GOT TO. 674 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:31,963 WE NEED HIM OUT THERE. 675 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,210 YOU SAID SO YOURSELF. 676 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:35,130 -WELL, I GUESS IT'S UP 677 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:35,130 TO THE OFFENSE TODAY. 678 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:38,416 -BUT-- 679 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:38,416 -I WANT 35 POINTS 680 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:38,416 BY HALF TIME. 681 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:39,458 COME ON, GUYS! 682 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:39,458 LET'S GO! 683 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,460 -YEAH! 684 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,460 -THAD! 685 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,670 YOU'RE FINE, BUDDY. 686 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,579 YOU'RE FINE. 687 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,579 COME ON. 688 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,375 UP YOU GET. 689 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:46,375 LET'S GO. 690 00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,537 -YOUR APPLE CIDER TASTES 691 00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,537 LIKE PISS, LARRY. 692 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,674 ♪♪